thats the way la Malaysia. Keep it up!!

One day, some member of some politician party got bored. He was in charge of promoting Malaysia to the world and Msia independence day-31st August is just around the corner. He do not have enough time as the deadline is 2 days before Malaysia's 51st birthday.
and so he came up with this brilliant plan of his to promote Malaysia in a short span of time.

Propose for a ban of Avril Lavigne concert that is. The Arts, Culture and Heritage Ministry love the idea so much that they stick with the plan almost immediately. So, here you go.

The news of Malaysia Banning Avril Lavigne concert @ 29 August is all over the net for the time being.

If you do not know about this news yet, go knock your head on the wall. This is such a memalufying moment for us Malaysians.

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KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia (AP) — Malaysia on Tuesday canceled a concert by Canadian rock singer Avril Lavigne, saying it may taint the Muslim-majority country's independence day celebrations after the Islamic opposition slammed her show as being "too sexy."

Source : The Associated Press.
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What is wrong with you peeps that plays the politic games. Seriously i don't see anything TOO sexy about Avril Lavigne.

Come on la, you do not need the noodles in your head, go cook it and eat it up yourself, spicy or original, your flava. Don't come out to the world sharing your noodles with everyone showing the world that Malaysia is such a crappy country. Not every Malaysian LOVE maggi mee OKAY!!!. I LOVE CINTAN.

and what does Avril's concert have to do with Malaysia's Birthday?? Avril's concert won't reduce the patriotism of the many Malaysians that love Malaysia to bits. There're people who love both Avril and Malaysia.

latest single by Avril Lavigne - Rock Version of Tanggal 31. Yes? No?

Lets say i love my girl and my mom, my girl is a singer and she have a concert and the concert is 2 days before my mom's birthday. So, now you're telling me that me going to my girl's concert will reduce my love for my mom?? WTFISH... CRAP!!! Really... results of too much MAGGI MEE.

previous single by Avril - Rasa Sayang. Can?

My mom is just like Malaysia, without my mom, there won't be me, without Malaysia, there won't be the joshuaongys you see here typing this post out. My girl is just like Avril, my girl didn't came in my life before i'm born, Avril didn't too, THEY BOTH CAME INTO MY LIFE A FEW YEARS AGO. Okay maybe my example is wrong.

Alright fine!! You WIN!! Maybe we should have something like this.

Avril performing Tanggal 31 and Negaraku in the concert itself. OK?? HAPPY??

No!!!??

Too sexy huh?? Too near to 31st August huh?? Ban huh??

Please ban Michael Phelps from appearing on Malaysian Media thank you, i had enough of him already all over the news, he's TOO SEXY winning TOO many medals.

and yes, there're many SEXY stuffs on the net as well. Please do ban the internet and use the internet to make us Malaysians MORE PATRIOTIC as well!!!

this is what i mean, Internet making us Malaysians more patriotic!!

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Malaysia requires all performers to wear clothes without obscene or drug-related images and be covered from the chest to the knees. They must also refrain from jumping, shouting, hugging and kissing on stage.

Source : The Associated Press.
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and let me show you a video.

Focus on the talk starting from time 1.24

I find it damn hilarious but "memalufying" at the same time.

not only you're not allow to show skin, but during the concert,
they don't want the performers jumping or shouting...
dude its a concert, thats the whole point of a concert.....
you miss the whole point of the concert

O.O

with all the drama all these years, i start to think that all the politicians in Malaysia are "james bond" like undercover, sent by neighboring country to ruin Malaysia's name mengesiasuikan Malaysians. Just that they are not as intelligent as James.

alright lets go back to Avril Lavigne..

YOU THINK SHE CARE?

So yea, Malaysia Boleh!! Keep up the good work man... Keep it up!! Even if now they already said that it will be postponed, but the "memalufying" statements have already been said. What can we do?? The whole world is making Malaysia a laughing stock already. Great. =)