so.. this i shall post...
SANTA CLAUS WAS SUED!!
FIRST REASON : See it Yourself..
Santa has a mission
Everyone knows Santa will distribute presents to every single household during Christmas right ??
now the problem is, if he were to go to every single house in the world in 24 hours
he can only spend 0.0004 secs in each house
and the reindeer he's riding must have the speed of 8000km/h
thus, he failed the mission beautifully
and they are gonna sue him..
note : There's only 24 hours in a day - christmas eve itself