Thursday, December 07, 2006

lawak sungguh


apa yang anda akan baca seterusnya telah dibuktikan tidak mengandungi unsur unsur ganas atau lucah

walaubagaimanapun, pemilik blog ini tak akan bertanggungjawab ke atas apa-apa akibat yang akan berlaku ke atas mamalia mamalia sekalian yang membaca post ini

sekian, terima kasih

Fakta Sejarah Yang Takda Dalam Buku Sejarah Tingkatan 5


FAKTA 1: Puteri Gunung Ledang
Setelah dikajiselidik melalui sebuah perkuburan yang terdapat dipinggir Gunung Ledang, terdapat kesan-kesan peninggalan dan bukti yang menunjukkan mayat di dalam kubur tersebut ialah Puteri Gunung Ledang. Di sebelah bawah badan mayat tersebut terdapat secalik kertas dan setelah diselidik ia sebenarnya Kad Pengenalan Puteri Gunung Ledang. Nama sebenar Puteri Gunung Ledang yang tertera didalam IC itu ialah Tiara Jeaquelina bin Abdullah.

FAKTA 2: Batu Bersurat Terengganu
Mengikut sejarah, ada seorang hamba sultan Terengganu telah dipancung kerana telah melakukan kesalahan. Namun tidak diberitahu apa kesalahannya. Di atas kajiselidik kami, hamba yang dihukum bunuh itu sebenarnya ialah seorang yang bekerja sebagai posmen tetapi tidak mahu menghantar surat-surat baginda kemudian posmen itu melonggokkan surat dirumahnya. Pulis telah menemui 1,290 pucuk batu bersurat di rumah posmen tersebut. Alasan posmen itu ialah macammana dia nak angkat batu-batu bersurat tu naik basikal untuk dihantar ke penerimanya.

FAKTA 3: Keris Taming Sari
Ramai yang mengatakan bahawa keris taming sari telah hilang dan tidak dijumpai sehingga kini. Namun kami telah menemuinya di salah satu kawasan di pendalaman Melaka. Setelah berbulan-bulan mengadakan ekspedisi mencari keris taming sari barulah kami menemui motor Kris yang ditunggang oleh pakcik Taming yang sedang memakai Sari.

FAKTA 4: Bangunan WTC Runtuh di New York
Sebenarnya bangunan ini dapat diselamatkan dari runtuh namun fakta kami sangat jelas kenapa sebenarnya ia runtuh. Persoalan kenapa bangunan ini runtuh terjawab kerana Superman pada masa tu spender dia basah lalu malu untuk dia keluar tanpa spender dia, Batman pula takleh keluar siang sebab kelawar tidur waktu siang. Spiderman pulak hari tu mengalami kincit perut dan terberak-berak kerana tertelan sarang labah-labah. Manakala Kapten Amerika pada hari tu sedang menghadiri majlis penerimaan pangkat sebagai Kapten. Hulk dan wolverine pula tengah menghadiri interview sebagai pelayan hotel dan last sekali catwomen tengah jahit kostumnya yang koyak. Ini semuanya fakta kenapa bangunan tu runtuh kerana superhero amerika mengalami masalah.

FAKTA 5: Taliban
TalibanTaliban Sebelum Amerika ingin menyerang Afghanistan, sebenarnya mereka ingin menyerang Malaysia terlebih dahulu kerana pada sangkaan mereka Malaysia ialah pusat pentadbiran Taliban yang diketuai Osama Laden. Namun akhirnya mereka malu pada tahap baboon kerana taliban yang mereka sangkakan itu sebenarnya ialah sebuah syarikat telekomunikasi yang bernama Talikom Malaysia Berhad.

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Wednesday, December 06, 2006

shopping = girls??


+something to think about+

i want to go ar!!! who want to "teman" me?? lolz


yesterday around 5.30pm i went to 1 utama with steven and supz....



with only one purpose, which is going to Giordano to buy clothes



why??

because we knew that after 7pm, there will be a 45% discount on the items sell in Giordano....

and i think.. its only appicable for the Giordano shops in Midvalley and 1Utama

anyway we came out from Giordano with 2 big bags of clothes



which sums up to



Rm 411.40

well guys, i'm not cheating you all, there is really a 45% on the items.. as u can see in the bill

Total discount = 336.600

hmm so, i guess now when people talk about shopping, its not only girls girls girls, guys do go shopping also and buy many stuffs at the same time....

and what are you waiting for?? go to the Giordano in either MidValley or 1Utama to get your hands on 45% discounted stuffs!!!


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Saturday, December 02, 2006

local movies

talking about local movies in recent years , people will start thinking about


gubra

remp-it

sepet

and others...

well, yesterday i when to klcc and watch this new local movie with the title cinta



i can say that the story is quite nice, and the movie didnt make me dissapointed... instead i'm quite surprise of the way how the director shoot the movie... in a way that different stories with different characters crossover in the movie...

why am i surprise, if its an oversea movie den i will not be surprise... but this is a locally made movie.. thats why...

maybe all these years we have not much good comments about locally made movie thus making me surprise that we have directors that can direct a movie like that...

however, the music in this movie sucks... you see it yourself then you will understand what i say...

other than the music, everything came out fine.. at least its good for a locally made movie, dont ever compare locally made movie with overseas movie... LOL

now i see hope in our very own local movie industry, there are many things that we can improve in....

what now???

the much long awaited

CICAK MAN!!!



our very own local super hero



imagine cicak-man saving the world by starting his saving job in our very own city-Kuala Lumpur

man this is funny, i first saw the trailer a weeks back and i cant stop thinking about it, so funny whenever i think about it!!

we even have our very own Cicak-Man Logo



Interesting?? Dont Wait anymore!!

go to the nearest cinema after 5 days and get yourself a Cicak-Man ticket and enjoy!!!

CHEERS!!!


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Thursday, November 30, 2006

guys and dota


+ something to think about +

just staring at the sky alone
during a clear night can be
extremely comfortable and peaceful

i guess most of the people around know what is dota

if you really dont know whats that, you can easily google the word dota or go to wikipedia and search for dota and you will know

anyway, thats not my main point

all these years i've heard complaints about boyfriends ignoring girlfriends because of dota, either from the girls themselves or some of my guy friends complaining to me





well, actually its quite a small matter, guys going to cyber cafes playing dota with friends and enjoying themselves



i dont see the point girls finding a quarrel with their boyfriends or being moody/sad/down because their boyfriends go and play dota..



if not what you expect? your boyfriend going out clubbing with friends and end up knowing a new girl and dump you?

i'm not here to offend those who go clubbing, but well you cant deny that going clubbing waste more money than going to cyber cafes...



even if they dont get to know other girls, they would have a few drinks and get themselves drunk and what then....



and then this might happen.. a car accident

but of course there are exceptions

those guys who play dota whole day long and ignore their gfs 24 hours a day, they deserve scolding from their gfs then...

and i do personally know one guy who played too much of computer games and thus have negative influence on his studies... and end up failing his stpm.. 2 whole years wasted....



and for your information,

i was scolded and went into quarrel with someone a few times all because i played dota...

the guy who failed stpm is the brother of the person who quarrel with me

well that was the past and its over...

interesting??

no, i would say STUPID!!!

not to the one who quarrel with me, to the one who failed his stpm...

at least i was not so stupid to fail my diploma, i didnt get distinction but i maintain my cgpa so that i can continue getting my ptptn loan and i end up graduating my diploma passing with Merit!!!!

*maybe my main point is not guys and dota huh, is just to let go the anger in me.... lolz... whatever

^^ God Bless


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Wednesday, November 29, 2006

talking about cars... Proton.. swt


+ something to think about +

tada!! the new Proton Perdana!!!
well you think its true??
hmmm

yesterday night i was browsing in a forum under the topic cars pictures..

and i found these cute pictures









as i was jumping from subtopics to subtopics i found these pictures..







wow, a car with proton logo on it... cool!!!

i was so curious and so i googled proton sports car and to my surprise i found out these pictures...


road testing


beside a proton wira


from behind


behind a proton savvy


the furthest car is a proton savvy follow by the proton ultimate. savvy and satria neo, all road testing on malaysia highway

only then i know that 6 years back in 2000 proton announce one of their project under the codename "Proton Ultimate" ...... swt

and the pictures of Proton Ultimate road testing above was taken last year...

why i dont know about these.... 6 whole years.....

click here to read more

anyway the pictures below are dedicated to VoZxX ^^





well do you think we can wait till the day Proton really launch that "ProtonUltimate" in Malaysia?? i wonder...


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